Last night I saw somebody chew a piece of gum into the shape of a dolphin, a pig and a variety of dinosaurs. I said make one of them long neck dinosaurs he said a brontosaurus I said are they the ones with the long necks he said yes. I said then chew me up one of them brontosauruses. he chewed for a few minutes and his mouth was no longer a mouth but a mighty dinasour birth canal. He exposed his teeth and  long necked dinosaur marched out of his mouth and into the world simultaneously Mesozoic and spearminty fresh.

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I wasn’t sure if it was her. But I’m pretty sure it was. I wish Chris or Tom were here to verify. Without a second opinion, I can only proceed in saying with about 90 percent certainty that my seventh grade teacher, Mrs. Benjamin was sitting at the end of the bar, drunk off her ass making out with some dude in a turtle neck.

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Man: “Alright, this is what you don’t understand. I love you. I want to make this work. But you got to let me be LeBron.” 

Women: “What?” 

Man: “It’s a metaphor for our relationship; you got to let me be LeBron. You’re big Z and I’m Lebron. Big Z is essential to the team’s success. He does a lot of great things.  He is a good free throw shooter. He can get offense rebounds. He has great range for a big man. But when the game’s on the line, LeBron gets the ball.” 

Women: “You think I look like Zydrunas Ilgauskas?”

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 You’re ugly. You’re conceited. You don’t talk. You’re to serious. You’re mean. Shut up! I don’t like you. I hate you. I'm tired of waiting.  When you’re going nowhere, struggling, I’ll laugh at you. I wont help you; but you know I will.

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Friday, March 4

            “You look like my cousin.”

            “That’s your line? You look like my cousin? That is a very weak line.”

            “You should take that as a compliment. I’ve always been very attracted to my cousin.”

            She smiled and said, “That is gross.”

 

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Waiting for the leaves to change

 I tried the words on for size

 

Longing for them to fit the mood or better yet the season

October, autumn moon, not begging for balance but still lusting for

Visions of reflection. expectations

Expecting, anything, everything, nothing at all

 

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I was in Put in Bay one weekend. . There was this girl she was wearing a hat. It looked like a pizza it was made out of felt. It smelled like a house coat. i wanted to wear it.  I said real smooth" I like your pizza hat." She said, "Thanks." I said, "Can i wear it?" She said "no" I said, "girl you better give me dat pizza hat." She said, " I will go to jail over this mother f*cking pizza hat."  I could tell she was serious as a fourty dollar haircut. so i left it at that. sure would have liked to wear dat pizza hat though.  It woulda looked real sharp on me